Welcome to The Venerable Order of the
. A fine upstanding organisation committed to - well, music, basically. As a member of said
venerable order you may freely display our crest (as shown below) and share our secret handshake ... once we think of
one. Apart from that and some pretty funky merchandise (everyone is clamouring over the Albino Teddy Bear) there are
absolutely no benefits of joining ... but membership is free and we're not picky about who joins so no need for any
rejection fears or anything like that! As a potential future member, you are probably wondering exactly who (or indeed
what) is a Freudelheim? Well, basically it's just me ... with a little help from my friends (you). The name is just
an invention - not anyone's surname, first name or carefully concealed middle name or even the name of a local
café. Actually that's not entirely true - turns out it is Agda
surname although who these
people are - I really have no idea. But actually it is a very cool name. For a start it contains a very subtle
reference to Freud
which is ideal for a DIY
psychoanalyst such as myself. Apparently, in German Freudenheim means happy home so it's a happy name - although I
changed the 'n' to an 'l' to make it sound softer and more cuddly in bed. As for pronunciation ...
beats me, but most probably 'froid' (as in 'void') although 'frood' worked well for Bill and Ted
. I think the 'el' is
self explanatory and the 'heim' is a bit like "Hi, I'm ..." said really fast without the stutter
. Anyway, far too much talk about the silly name ...
lets talk about me!